VIZAAAAAAAAA

Visa experience:

Appointment time:815
I rchd at 715...by 730 i was in and waiting for my turn for the finger prints collection...my token no 97.. i was called to a window in 5-10 mins were a family of 4 wer alrdy standing...they made me wait the longest today..no photographs..den ran to get the pictures etc etc..by he time my finger prints wer taken token no 130 was being called..i cursd the family a lot :P aftr all this at 815 i rchd another building where interviews wer tking place..i was sitting in front of counter 20-25..1guy and 4ladies wer the VOs in those counters..i have always been rejected if the interviewer was a lady...the worst was in the 7th round of a companys interview..damn!!it hurts..so got scared..have 100prcnt record with guys :P il prolly be a hit in a gay club..bt ladies dont like me initially :P :Pwas praying and looking at the guy hoping hel call me..but no...i got counter 25...the worst lady...khadoos..chewing gum...mid 30s.. decent looking..there wer 3guys in front of me..1st guy went...rejected..he stammered and was nervous...he had learnt his answers and was using technical terms..bt ws nervous..2nd guy went approved...3rd guy wnt nervous..meanwhile in the next window i heard a gal telling my dad died and mom has breast cancer so i have been taking care of her..all my attention went there... :P i was like, plz no emotional drama here..VO was a lady and she was touched..den she askd y r u going 2 US for 2yrs..who will tke care of ur mom..i thot her plan backfired :Pwas anxious to know wat would happn to her wen my VO strtd shouting at the guy bfre me..dont lie to me...then she typed something for 3mins...and finaly said nxt time dont lie..nd returned the passport...so far till me Rejected, approved, rejected, Ajeesh..was a lil tensd..went to her said good morning madam..no reply..was thinkin whose face did she see this mornin :P
VO: why UC? (the frst few words i spoke came out badly..i was a lil tensd..lady interviewer, 2guys rejected, no reply for good morning madam, she looked into my eyes..and i knew i have to pull myslf togdr fast..nd i did..only for dose 5secs of nervousness she looked at me..for the remainder of the interview she dnt look up)
Aj: brrrrrrr
VO: what odr admits?
Aj: brrrrrr
VO: How will u fund?
Aj: loan+dad
VO: whats ur dad?
Aj: (thought of saying human being...but) brrrrrr
VO: salary per annum of dad?
Aj: brrrr
VO: what?
Aj: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Vo: pointing the number with her fingers :p
Aj:yes
VO: collateral for loan?
Aj: was thinking which language was i speaking..cz she dnt get what i was saying for the prev question..so in those thoughts i missd her question :p
Aj: sorry?
VO: collateral?
Aj: brrrrrrrrr want to see the docs?
VO: didnot even say no..jst waved her hands..
Aj: thinking again y cant she smile..
VO: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... 1week
i jst heard 1week and saw that shes keeping the passport.. assuming it is approved , i said thank u and got out f there:) I finally tamed the LIONESS :)
Was out of the consulate by 850.. thanks all for helping me out.. :)
special thanks to the psycho and the girl for entertaining me during the stay at consulate..the psycho was weird...he kept staring at my docs..wen i hid the docs ws staring at my token..dont kno wat he was doing..roaming here and there asking when his chance will come..his tken was 140..the helper askd him to chill...:P the girl, like she mugged her course material mugged up the VI tips(have a smiling face..people watch u) too..she was smiling all the time.. :P damn it smile only wen needed...she was smiling while sitting, while standing, while walking :P
moral: only confidence mattrs..if u think u r nervous..postpone the VI.. i read smwer that they keep watchn u all the time..its bullshit..i did a research wen i was there..not many cameras pointed at u...atleast in chennai..no 1 cares bout u..VO is alws busy..so dnt b sitting there wit a fake smile...save it for the VO :)

The much needed break from LIFE!!!

10 days and 4 metros, i tink i was living a dream. i call it the tale of 4metros :) dec 22 i ws in mumbai and today the 10th of jan, i rite ds from Delhi. dec 22 lunch, i ws a frustrated man, wt no hope in life. the rain had pissed my ass off. the fungus in my clothes made me feel miserable and helpless. nd then the journey began.aaj hosh me aya hu. i feel nothin ws real, i feel all was a dream. i boarded d flite to mumbai on 22nd.it was an indian airlines flite. i got the emergency window seat.definetely felt like a govt vehicle.d seats wer dirty.push back sucked.more than anything the broken window freaked me out.it ws fixed using celo tape.i slightly thot that it was my last trip evr, specially wen i saw d 55yr old air hostess.there 4 of them.i finally rchd mumbai.my fav city. had to spend the whole nite dr.d airport ws awesome. ccd servd drinks.needed nothin more.came bk to chennai the next day.the second metro on the list.ws tired wt no sleep last nite.had a good sleep. had dinner at sea crest. wnt on bike came back in car.ws special. d nxt day i ws in pondy.visited matri mandir.it had changed a lot nd ws nw an awesome place.dinner at grt wsnt good.dnt like d place or food. kala jamun got ovr by d time i rchd desserts.i ws pissed.d next day ws at pasha. ws d frst time i ws goin 2 a pub.it ws grt nd funny at the same time.saw a tharki uncle there.OMG.lust ws in d air..hehe..flew down to kolkata the next day.3rd metro.met chinku nd titash.saw a movie wt dem..had a good time at kolkata.drove more than 150kms on road.if u want to come back alone aftr a drive in kolkkata..dnt look straight look left nd right.cz vehicles come frm ny dirction to attack you. travelled in metro wt mehta. it ws awful.it ws normal local train wt automatic doors..hehe..no ac in station..really looked like d oldest metro in india..lost badminton game to titash.its ok, it ws a close match and it ws d frst time in zillion years i ws playing d game..31st nite wsnt dt exciting..had dinner wt frnds, came bak home by 11..watchd tv nd slept..5th jan sat in rajdhani.ws excited .d train ws on time till kanpur, 6th jan 530am.i ws happy.got ready nd sat dwn.bt the train took 14hours to cover the next 4hours.it ws dissapointin nd frustrating.even cycles wer overtaking us.there ws a gal nxt to me frm assam, horrible..chaat dali mujhe..bagal wale uncle se itna frndly hui as if padosi ho..d frst dng dt came out of her mouth ws rajdhani ka suffer sbse borin hota hain..who askd u dumbass.. she ws starin at me a lot..finally said ki"am gettin attrctd to dt round dng of urs..i ws shoked.. bt dn realized it ws dt round.. dn strtd tinkin wt is round in me? as a matr of fact itna mota hua hu ki full ek round hu ab.. it seems she ws talkin about my locket.. :P pure safar me chaati..to top it all she got an assamese couple nxt to us..strtd talkin in assamese..bihu chu chi cha..blah blaha..d guy ws delhi asaamese association head or smdng..gv her hs card..nd dy continued..blu bhsbd wmdw jefe..smdng smdng..pure safar me upar,ncihe side se bengali sunke pak chuka tha..and nw assamese too..awsm.. d fog ws at its best. i did tink of getting dwn couple of times nd taking a cab..rchd delhi at 4pm.had lunch at a chinese rest .wnt to india gate latr.india ggate ws good.dnt gt ny patriotic kinda feelin as rashi asked, but did get a good feeling being der. cdnt c nydng else due to d fog.the next day we wr supposd to go agra 2 c d taj nd do wah taj. :P got up at 330am to find out that the train ws 5hrs late (wch ws latr cancelled),the fog had left us with 0 visibility.nothing ws seen.smhw we rchd d highway nd strtf ollowing the cars ahead.d cabbie took us to bikaner house tellin ul gt buses to agra frm here.wn we got dwn ppl said u gt buses to rajasthan here as a mattr of fact.we took an auto, he took us to chandni chowk, to a travel agent.d guy said agra aaj band he.i ws surprised, hw cn a city b closed.sm vip function at taj mahal but still.. :P we cnfrmd it wt odr agent too. so wah taj karne ka sapna paani me..530am, visibility upto 50m, nd we wer at chandni chwk..chai piya nd wnt to a gurudwara in frnt of us.ws nice.my frst time.ws a bit tensd ki kch gadbad na kardu nd pit na jau sardaro se.almst did dt wn i read sm guru's name nd laughed. sm sujamal kinda name tha, jodha akbar ka sujamal yaad agya achanak..hehe..we dn wnt to red fort.we wr at d gate bt cdnt see it cz of d fog,gate ka foto liya nd agya..dn we spnt sm time in d metro.awsm.ekdum vides mafik.kabile taareef metro.. :) got down at d famous CP. had breakfast at McD nd left fr vasant vihar.we had to kill time nd movie ws d best way to do it.saw rocket singh.hall me dr wer only d 3 of us. VIP type feelin ayai.. had lunch at that mall nd left for qutub minar.nice place.purane raja log bhi awms buildings banaye the.again kabile taareef.. :)

[to be continued from chennai]

d nxt day had to catch a train to moradabad at 530.aaj to jyada fog hona hi tha.aaj highway pe bhi kch nai dikhrahatha.smhw d taxi driver took us .wahabhi khatrnk fog.cdnt c nydng fr more dn 40-50m. left fr station at 445 expcting my train to b on time,cz last 1week it had been on time.i ws tinkin ki it ws jst a special train, hw cn it b on time wn all odr trains r late or cancelled.i gt d ans d day i travelled.but usidn 1hr late tha..wch ws decent considering that trains wer min 5-6hrs late.d pilot ws awsm.wo masti me apna chalta tha.mtlb nai use fog nd visibility ka, horn non stop marta tha nd chal deta tha.it ws on odrs part to move away frm d track,rajdhani should hire him. :) d initial plan ws dt ki hum usdin wala hi safari karenge bt dn seein dt all r reachin late we thot wel stay inside(dhikala-best place in jim corbet to stay) nd go for safari on 8th.we rchd moradabad at 1030.ate nd took a cab fr ramnagar at 145.rchd dr around 330.we got 2rooms at dhikala fr 5.d pblm ws odr 5 wr reachin late. wn we found dt d room charges we 5k nd also dt we wont be able to see d odr 5 at safari d next day, we decided that we will stay outside wt dem.canclld d room nd wnt to a motel near by.it ws good.tent nd camp fire nd ws cheap too. d cab driver took us on a safari dt evenin at 7.we saw deers.it ws exciting as it ws our frst animal.latr dy lost der value as saale har jagah dikhrahethe.we stoppd d gypsy at a place nd drank.mast jagah thi.neeche nadi upar hum..:) we wnt back, camped nd strtd drinkin..the 10 of us wer animesh,nitin,paroksh,anurag,saket,rajesh,pratik,ravi and akshay.drank nd ate a lot.bt chadi nai cz it ws freezing cold der.phat ke hath me agyi thi.d last time ds term rchd d height in my life ws wen i ws in 9th nd ws about to be rusticated. ds time it ws worse.new height achieved by the term :P..ws wearing 2half sleeve t-shirt,1full t-shirt,1shirt,1-baniyan,1-jacket.fir bhi fat rai thi.imagine hw cold it wd hv been.d next day wnt fr a walk nd also to take print out of our retrn tikt wt anurag nd animesh.d walk ws nice, thand me.had samosa,gajar halwa,tea,jalebi.ws a nice exp.nw it ws time fr d safari..we hired two gypsys..strtd d safari at around 2.. thode door jate hi ek mast jagah thi..kind of an elevated place wt d river view niche ki aur and d odr end also had jungle. we wer lookin at the deers wen we suddnly heard a roar. we halted and aftr smtime we hear 2 roars. d guide told it ws d tiger mating roar.awesome..halka sa roar tha but jungle goonj utha..paroksh at that moment askd"do dy use protection?" hehe.. it ws funy.i sugstd we wait.sex ke baad pani pine to aaenge nadi main..hehe..guide told ki a tiger cn have sex 75times a day..awesome capacity.. tiger is my sex god.. i wonder hw mch cn a lion do.. thode der wait kiye we gt restless nd moved on..kafi lamba programme tha tiger couple ka nd we dnt wana distrb.. bt it ws a bad decission..aage bs hathi,langoor,murgi dikhe..overall the safari ws good bs tiger bhi dikh jata to maza aata.. we rchd bk around 6..hisaab nd all hua nd odrs left..bs hum 5 the..our train ws at 950, station jake pta chala 1hr late..we wer worried wdr wel rch delhi alive cz sleeper me tha tikt.. i ws wearing 1 banian,1 inner,2tshirts,1shirt,1jacket..fir bhi thand se kaap rhatha..station me ek swedish uncle mile..he ws in india frm 60's..he spent his honeymoon in srinagar..bht jalaya wo hamari..few of his dialogues jisne hamari jalaai:

1)i saw 3 tigers yesterday (y dnt we go yestrday :( )

2)i have seen 9 tigers here in total (tigers bi saale firangio ko darshan khoob dete hai)

3)everybody i meet in india is an engineer nd ds smdng wt computers

4)we r 9million ppl nd we hv to compete wt all u

5)i saw bengal tiger in sunderban

6)i hv been to ranthambore, nice place..u shud go

that ws it..the train came nd we departed..kch der baat kiya..latr al decided to snooze..mine ws upper..raat bhar dhangse sonai paya..bht gandi thand thi..i ws tinkin ki il die..bachunga nai..fir dn thot ki aur kya pehnu..itna to pehna hu..ndng cn be done..jo hoga dekh jega..latr i found dt all odrs wer tinkin d same..rchd delhi around 540..gurgaon gya nd slept..woke up at 12..left fr chennai at 8..flite late by 30mins..rchd chennai at 11..ekdum man nai tha aaneka..chennai,logica,garmi yai tha man me..i got d last row in flite..evry 5mins sm1 wnt to d loo nd d flush sound dstrb my peace..d seat vibratd too..cdnt sleep.. came to receive d luggage on belt 5..man me tha ki time lagega..usually mere sath hota hain..bt to my surprise d 3rd bag ws mine..i cdnt believe my eyes..bt den there u go..it ws so hot in chennai dt i had to remove all but 1 tshirts..mera bas karta to wo bhi utaar deta..

so that is it.. 4 metros, 9states, lotsa love and whisky, little adventure, few chopas, frozen ass, 0 visibility nd finally chennai...my trip ends.. i feel it ws a dream.. hope logica shuts down soon :)

From pondy to Kolkata

COMING SOON...will it ever? :P

a gr8 beginning to the diwali weekend... ma trip to pondy

Back after a long break........
ma last trip to pondy.......
it was an experience... a bitter and tiring one.. i strtd from office at about 415 430..it ws raining from 2 non stop. roads wr flooded.. rchd ramapuram quickly,tnx to GIK, our admin, he dropped me at ramapuram. stood dr fr 30mins waitin fr share auto.no 1 ws willin to go. guindy ws flooded nd jammed.. auto guys wr askin fr 200 300...finally i got a share auto nd he took us by anodr route.. via olympia tech park.wt normally takes 15mins took 1hr..530 i rchd olypia..had to gt down nd push the auto.. water touching ma knees.. i could c a street frm dr wr watr touchd chest level.. i left d auto nd crossd the road as the buses to pondy could be caught at the odr side of the street.. while i crossed i realized water level ws thigh high. i felt as if i ws caught in a flood..orissa or bihar werevr..bt it ws pathetic.. 530 i boarded the bus drenched...just 2 ppl standing i ws one..it ws really frustrating...by walk frm olympia to le royal meridian, it used to take 10mins max...dt day i rchd le meridian by 730... d bus just dnt move..while i ws smwr between iit nd guindy..the bus again caught in a nvr ending jam...i got down..i met a guy in a cab..he had to catch a flight at 830..it ws 730..he ws tensd..he askd me wdr he cd rch..i said no chance..u btr reschedule ur flight.. he ws cursing the traffic..he 2 had strtd at 430 like me.. poor guy...
frm guindy to iit in share auto 10mins...dt day 1hour and 30mins.. i rchd iit by 9...to top it ma cell wnt out of battery charge.. by the time i rchd tiruvamyur the bus ws packed.. no space to move ur feet 2... 4 hours in bus nd i ws still smwr near vgp.. wt usually takes 1hour frm ramapuram.. i saw the time when we reached kalpakkam 1015...i knew it ws andr 1hr15mins..i ws alrdy dead.. back ache, knees pleading fr help nd support.. i ws helpless.. cdnt do mch.. i rchd pondy by 1130...gt dwn took an auto drctly.. 10mins by walk..bt i dnt hv the strength to even stand.. rchd home nd i fell.......................................................heaven...ma knees wr happy...back ws pleased... felt as if i i came from bangalore to chennai standing... hell of a trip....

Most embarrassing moment of my LYF

Am 20 ys old and my most embarrassing moment came 10 yrs bak..a story wen i was in 5th. during lunch break i was talkin with few of my friends in the corridor. dnt know y but suddenly we started pushing each other. for fun . slowly the number of people playing increased. the whole class came out.instead of pushing each other, they attacked me.i was pushed hard frm one guy2 anodr. i got a lil pissed. warned dem . no 1 heard. i started beating dem. the whole process was creating a lot a noice. princi's room was just below our class. he came. by then we had gone bak 2 our seats. he called the monitor and that sexy guy narrated the whole story and some 6of us where caught. The rule in ma skool was to insult those who wer found guilty in the assembly.in front of all the kids. I had never seen or heard such a rule being implemented before. Once it was about to be, but the culprits wer saved by god himself. and guess who the culprit was? me and few more. rain helped us, wash out the assembly and the punishment too. so from that evening till the moment i slept i was just praying and praying. the next day i got up, bright day. i was dejected. then i started praying 2 god that may princi forget the incident. god dnt hear my plea.i and oders involved wer called n to the stage. our names wer announced, and the whole school started booing "shame shame puppy shame". 3times.. that was painful. some 500people laughing at u. i dint cry, but was shattered. that evening i was gin bak home in auto. all the guys wer booing me again. i was sittin quiet. head down. a gal was sittin next to me. dnt know who she was. but she scolded the odr guys, "shut up! ani su bhul che?" and looked at me and told dont worry. all the guys wer quiet. oh my god, finally god helped me. but it was a bit too late. a moment i would never forget, even though i would i love too..........

The Brother In Law Conspiracy case

A very famous case, in school. happened when i was in 10th. got a very very bad image because of this issue. and as usual, maine kuch kiya hi nai tha.. the central characters in this case :myself, prashant,madhumati,her brother and shalini.

after english preboard exam i and prashant wer havin a chat.madhu's bro came.he was a good frnd of mine.i said hi,expecting he would just wish and go.that 6th std kid was very much intersted in our talk i guess, he dnt move for sometime.i nd prashant got irritated. knowin rik had a crush on his sis i ridiculed him by askin"who is your brother in law" oh ma god. biggest sin of ma life. worst question till date too. he just smiled and replied who is your sis in law and ran away. before leavin i met him and said am sorry did u feel bad..he said no i dnt its ok. i thot that was it. now, after i left, prashant dat asshole thot of gettin me into trouble,and asked srikandan to tell that to madhumati so that we both had a fight. by the time kandan agreed,she had left, so he told her benchmate shalini to go and inform to her. i was very tired of fightin with gals,dnt want to create an issue out of this, and also when rik forced me i called shalini for the first nd last time in ma life, and asked her not to tell this to madhu. that was another crime i committed. her dad piked up.after i kept the phone he asked shalini wts the matter. what shalini told her dad, and what her dad told other teachers in skool is still a mystery, cz aftr dt day i havnt spoken to her.i hated her to the core.her dad too who was unfortunately a faculty in ma skool. next day before math exam shaini met me and told i told madhu,she dnt take it seriously dnt worry. i said ok fine. again i thot, finally the issue s over.but i dnt know that it hd jst started. i was writting the exam, in between angerkani mam came and asked me to meet her after the exam. i knew something was wrong. due to the tension, left half of the paper and went nd met her. she started"wat is this ajeesh, why do u do such things?" i asked what did i do?what did u tell madhus bro and y did u call nd disturb shalini. i felt like killin both of them. i jst dnt hear nydng further nd explained the whole case. she was surprised. dts all dt happnd? i said yes. she said ok then u can leav. she definitely heard something else.dnt bother to ask jst carried on. again i thot that the issue is burried. after the preboards, it was pummy madams period.she made prashant kneel down nd scolded him like nydng.is ds d age to do sch dngs, s ds the reason y u sm2 skool, how could u do sch dngs. both of us wer shocked. gosh did we rape her? we wer out of clue. next period, sujatha madam, made me stand and started. i loved her, she loved me too. it was embarrassing.smae dialogue to me this time.she dnt even look at prashant. i was confused.all d gals specially madhu nd shalini wer laughin. i could guess the reason.
that was the last time i spoke o both of them at skool. what we concluded was shalini told her dad and madhu that i or prashant loved her. i felt like killin her.
now i am in touch wit madhu. she tells tht neither shalini nor did her bro tell her nydng bout ds.she dnt know nydng.she dnt complain too. now only god knows wat nd y shalini or her dad did that too us. whatvr may b d reason, dey embarrased us and insulted us a lot.

all ds jst for askin ""who is ur brother in law" the guys in ma class named this issues as the brother in law conspiracy case" a case dt can only be slved if i talk to shalini.which i would never do. god damn it, shes placed in cts

Lal Mere Dil ka Haal he

main jab chota tha, mujhe lal rang se kch jyada hi pyar tha. laal kapde,socks, jute, blah blah blah. evrydng in red.1st ya 2nd ki baat he. i once went walkin wit ma mom.hath pakad ke chal rahatha.mom was also wearin red, coincidence he. a bull charged at us.we where only 100m away from home. a bull charged at us. i was scared to death.mom se hath chudaya nd bhaga.ran nd ran till i reched home and closed the gate.dnt even turn back to see wat hapnd to mom[:p]. after sometime mom came back, and said abhi tu aisa he, tujhe bas apni fikar heto bada hojae to kya hoga. lukily for me and ma mom, the bull was comin towards us. usdin itna dar gya tha main ki.i usually dnt prefer red des days. even till date lal rang se jaise thodi chid mach jati ho. [:)]